fail faster

mammutblog:

timbit drake rob

colbycheeseslice:

Woah look! It’s the birthday boy!

spookyprime:

spookyprime:

I gotta draw Tim.

themiraculousec:

I used ublock origin to get rid of the dumbass twitter sidebar. I guess I just don’t have access to notifications or settings anymore (until xkit updates- hopefully- and fixes staff’s mistakes again)

I’d rather lobotomize tumblr’s functionality than have another fucking twitter. If they do the collapsible reblogs, I’m gone. What’s next? A character limit?

Here are the elements you need to un-twitter tumblr, btw
www.tumblr.com##.jGgIg
www.tumblr.com##.NkkDk
www.tumblr.com##.FnmoN
www.tumblr.com##.FA5JM
www.tumblr.com##.h_Erh

If someone gives you notes in this state, the number in the tab title are permanent unless you unblock, reload, check your notifications, block again, reload. Still worth it.

charlottan:

polishbarnowl:

charlottan:

oh this is evil

What is that?

discord is adding parental surveillance. as nerdskii’s tags pointed out its a ridiculous measure that doesnt help anyone because apps like Signal exist for actual illegal/sketchy activity and this just hurts lgbt teens looking for somewhere to be themselves and have resources especially with conservative parents

bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

Ugh, all these amateurs doing Major-General’s Song parodies about millennials with inexact rhymes!!! This is how you do it:

MILLENNIAL:

I am the very model of a modern, gay millennial,

I’ve information useless and anxiety perennial,

I’m treated with suspicion when I’m not outright infantilized

And miffed at how the internet is ever more mercantilized.

I fret about the dangers of calamity climatical,

And get my hands on media in manner most piratical,

I’m practiced in the art of homosexual effrontery—

Effrontery, effrontery, let’s see…yes!

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!

CHORUS:

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery,

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cunter-unter-y!

MILLENNIAL:

Then I can write a catalogue of epithets Homerical,

And have a handsome person get me nakedly hysterical—

I likely won’t survive to see the U.S. tricentennial,

For I’m the very model of a modern, gay millennial!

CHORUS:

There’s very little chance he’ll see the U.S. tricentennial,

The country won’t last long enough, and he’s a gay millennial!

morvay:

what type of pony do you think the person you reblogged this from would be?

earth pony

pegasus

unicorn

thegaymertrainer:

That’s SO cool to see it explained